User:Awesome wiggler

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What happens if you eat the red pill and the blue pill at the same time?
You probably watched Matrix, did you? If not: The "Matrix" is a fake computer world we "all live in". In the movie Neo, the protagonist, is told that when he eats the red pill, he'll go to the real world and when he eats the blue pill, he'll stay in the matrix. What if he swallows both? So, eating the blue pill will let you stay in the matrix, right? And the red puts you in the real life. 'Cause you already are in the matrix, the blue pill would actually do nothing. It's just like a skittle. And a skittle plus a red pill... right! The answer is: the red pill would happen.

Could you suffocate by the elixir of life?
Well, I hope I don't have to explain the elixir of life. So, when something wants to do something in your body, it has to get in the blood stream first. An aspirin needs about half an hour to take root inside you (this sounds so disturbing). We could actually compare this with an aspirin,...a big, liquidly aspirin. So, is it possible to suffocate by something you drank? Yes, when you drank it so fast that much liquid got in you lungs. But this would take a few hours, while the elixir would have make you immortal long time ago. This means: No, it's impossible.

Triva

 * The "Wiggler" in the name is written small, because of a typo.
 * The "Wiggler" in the Youtube Name is written big.
 * Awesome wiggler knows the lyrics of every "Epic Rapbattle of History".
 * Awesome Wiggler can say "Wenn beim Bangkoker Pingpong-Pokal die Bangkoker auf ihrer Bank hocken und bange gucken, wie die Pekinger Pingpong-Profis die Bangkoker von der Platte pauken, dann kochen die Bangkoker." in 6 seconds.
 * AwesomeWiggler made ThatYoshi8 explode